Promotion Pads
Executive Knee Support System
$24.99
In today’s competitive corporate landscape, talent and hard work sometimes aren't enough. To truly climb the ladder, you need dedication, strategy, and industrial-strength cushioning.
Don't let joint pain hold you back from your dreams. Our Promotion Pads are ergonomically designed to offer maximum support during your most pivotal career moments—specifically the ones that happen at desk-level. Whether you are gearing up for a tough performance review, negotiating that corner office salary, or just really, really need to apologize to the CEO, these pads ensure you can stay down to business longer.
They say dress for the job you want; we say pad for the job you want.
Key Features:
Strategic Cushioning: Heavy-duty foam perfect for prolonged begging and pleading.
Discreet Profile: Easily hidden under slacks for impromptu meetings in the boss's office.
Universal Fit: Because ambition comes in all sizes.
Note: This is a novelty gag gift. Actual career advancement not guaranteed, but laughter is.