Splash Pads
For when the forecast calls for heavy precipitation.
$19.99
Is your bedroom activity looking a little… overcast with a chance of downpours? Don’t let a sudden deluge ruin your expensive mattress or soak your Egyptian cotton sheets.
Introducing Splash Pads: essential infrastructure for high-tide activities. These ultra-absorbent, leak-proof barriers are designed for those adventurous souls sitting in the "splash zone." Whether you’re dealing with excessive lube, massage oils, or a partner who really knows how to open the floodgates, we’ve got you covered. Literally.
Lay it down, make a mess, and toss it out. Stay dry (underneath), my friends.
Key Features:
Super Absorbency: Locks away moisture instantly so the fun doesn't have to stop.
Waterproof Backing: Your mattress will thank you.
Disposable Convenience: Because nobody wants to do laundry at 2 A.M.
Note: While these look suspiciously like high-quality puppy pads, they are rebranded for adult human recreation only. Please do not confuse your dog.