The Cuck Cage
For the ultimate timeout
$149.99
Sometimes you’re in the doghouse. Sometimes, you are the dog.
When the bedroom gets crowded and you need secure, well-ventilated seating for the "spectator" in your dynamic, accept no substitutes. The Cuck Cage is the industry standard for keeping the third wheel safe, secure, and out of the way of the main event.
Featuring heavy-gauge wire construction and a leak-proof bottom tray (for easy cleanup after those exciting moments), it’s the perfect place to reflect on your life choices while enjoying the view.
Key Features:
Premium Visibility: Open-bar design ensures you don’t miss a single second of the action.
Secure Latching: Keeps "bad boys" exactly where they belong.
Folds Flat: Easily slides under the bed when the Bull goes home.